Monday, January 28, 2008

it's in the way she...

for my birthday, jenni put bugs in my bed.
then she ichatted this (censored):

Jenni Wu

rachel is such a **** ****.
i ******** hate her ****.

in animal crossing news, my boyfriend the bluebird, ace, calls me "babydoll" and "my love"
photo to follow.

Wednesday, January 23, 2008

Form, Function, Frosting, aka The Martha Stewart Blues

Someday, Ponytail Junction will create architecturally impeccable gingerbread cake houses. Roofs that sit symmetrically on structurally sound foundations. Facades that do not threaten to crumble at the slightest provocation. Precisely measured house-shaped houses with well-placed chimney accents. For those who were there, Maddie's Christmas confections came out much prettier than my Acconci prefab village. Also, I have frosting all over my forehead and a sugary pain in my stomach. Failure. It lurks in every corner.

Unless, of course, you live in the house of Stewart.